1 00:00:45,528 --> 00:00:47,495 - The man, Adonis. 2 00:00:47,530 --> 00:00:50,912 His exquisite, picturesque body was so attractive, 3 00:00:50,947 --> 00:00:54,571 it brought notice to the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite. 4 00:00:56,815 --> 00:00:59,749 Aries, the God of War. 5 00:00:59,783 --> 00:01:03,028 Violence and power were his modus operandi, 6 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:05,927 which is why Aries's love for Aphrodite 7 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:08,482 soon turned into a bitter jealousy 8 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:13,418 when he heard of the goddess's ongoing affair with Adonis. 9 00:01:15,799 --> 00:01:16,973 One day, while Adonis 10 00:01:17,007 --> 00:01:19,838 was out for a hunt, Aries disguised himself 11 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:21,219 as a wild boar 12 00:01:21,253 --> 00:01:24,187 and brutally murdered the young man. 13 00:01:24,222 --> 00:01:26,914 And where Adonis's blood was spilt, 14 00:01:26,948 --> 00:01:31,884 there sprung forth the anemone flower, coated in red, 15 00:01:31,919 --> 00:01:36,199 signifying the god's love of beauty in creation, 16 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:39,582 beauty in death, and beauty in new life, 17 00:01:41,411 --> 00:01:44,966 carrying forth Adonis's mortal form 18 00:01:45,001 --> 00:01:49,419 as a body of gods. 19 00:01:49,454 --> 00:01:51,180 - Please, someone help me. 20 00:01:51,214 --> 00:01:52,560 Oh, help please! 21 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:56,461 Somebody help me, please! 22 00:01:56,495 --> 00:01:57,945 Help me! 23 00:01:57,979 --> 00:01:59,498 Help me out please! 24 00:02:00,948 --> 00:02:02,467 Please help me! 25 00:02:02,501 --> 00:02:03,813 Help me! 26 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:11,165 ♪ Jonesie married Mabel 27 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,960 ♪ A wise old owl was he 28 00:02:12,994 --> 00:02:14,858 ♪ He told his wife he never drank ♪ 29 00:02:14,893 --> 00:02:16,757 ♪ A stronger thing than tea 30 00:02:16,791 --> 00:02:18,552 ♪ But after honeymooning 31 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:20,519 ♪ At night he stayed away 32 00:02:20,554 --> 00:02:22,694 ♪ And for a week he never got home ♪ 33 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:24,213 ♪ Till the break of day 34 00:02:24,247 --> 00:02:28,976 ♪ At last poor Mabel asked the reason why ♪ 35 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:34,015 ♪ Said Jones, I'm going to tell the truth or die ♪ 36 00:02:34,913 --> 00:02:37,640 ♪ Baby dear, listen here 37 00:02:37,674 --> 00:02:42,162 ♪ I'm afraid to come home in the dark ♪ 38 00:02:42,196 --> 00:02:45,648 ♪ Every day the papers say 39 00:02:45,682 --> 00:02:49,617 ♪ A robbery in the park 40 00:02:49,652 --> 00:02:53,449 ♪ So I sat alone in the YMCA 41 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:57,107 ♪ Singing just like a lark 42 00:02:57,142 --> 00:03:01,181 ♪ There's no place like home 43 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:05,737 ♪ But I couldn't come home in the dark ♪ 44 00:03:09,430 --> 00:03:11,329 ♪ She kissed him good morning 45 00:03:11,363 --> 00:03:13,227 ♪ To see him she was glad 46 00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:15,229 ♪ And when she tucked him up in bed ♪ 47 00:03:15,264 --> 00:03:17,266 ♪ He said I guess I'm bad 48 00:03:17,300 --> 00:03:19,406 ♪ Next day, the same old story 49 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,477 ♪ He came home just at dawn 50 00:03:21,511 --> 00:03:23,582 ♪ But he got sober right away 51 00:03:23,617 --> 00:03:25,929 ♪ When he found she was gone 52 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:30,969 ♪ At noon he heard her slam the garden gate ♪ 53 00:03:32,177 --> 00:03:36,319 ♪ Said she to Jonesie, is my hat on straight ♪ 54 00:03:38,079 --> 00:03:42,256 ♪ Baby dear, listen here 55 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:47,296 ♪ I'm afraid to come home 56 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:43,283 ♪ Like your cell phone 57 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:47,632 ♪ As you're softly drifting off to sleep ♪ 58 00:04:47,666 --> 00:04:51,221 ♪ Well, the NyQuil left you dreaming with the lights on ♪ 59 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:53,569 - This looks cool. 60 00:04:56,365 --> 00:04:57,538 - Yeah? 61 00:04:57,573 --> 00:05:00,472 - Yeah. 62 00:05:03,993 --> 00:05:05,443 I gotta pee. 63 00:05:13,727 --> 00:05:15,349 - Hi, this is Tad. 64 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:17,006 - Hey, Tad, this is Sam-- 65 00:05:17,040 --> 00:05:18,352 - Sorry I missed you. 66 00:05:18,387 --> 00:05:19,595 I'm sure our conversation would've been 67 00:05:19,629 --> 00:05:20,872 a delight. - Gotta be kidding me. 68 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:21,976 - Leave me a message 69 00:05:22,011 --> 00:05:23,253 and I'll get back to you 70 00:05:23,288 --> 00:05:26,809 as soon as humanly possible. 71 00:05:26,843 --> 00:05:29,156 - Hi, this is Sam with the-- 72 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:35,093 Hi, this is Sam Hagen. 73 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:37,164 We just got to the rental property. 74 00:05:37,198 --> 00:05:40,374 The access code you've given us is not working. 75 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:42,445 Please gimme a call back. 76 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:45,586 - Any luck? 77 00:05:49,935 --> 00:05:50,764 - Hmm. 78 00:05:52,317 --> 00:05:53,870 Already tried that. 79 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:12,544 What? 80 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:13,959 - Finally. 81 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:16,755 - I tried that the first time. 82 00:06:16,790 --> 00:06:19,551 - Maybe the customer isn't always right. 83 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:21,104 - Oh, ha ha. 84 00:06:29,078 --> 00:06:30,424 - Ooh, there's a fireplace. 85 00:06:30,459 --> 00:06:34,014 That'll be fun. 86 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:41,504 Where is the damn squatter? 87 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:43,368 - Maybe there isn't one? 88 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,094 - Oh my gosh, if it's an outhouse, 89 00:06:45,128 --> 00:06:47,268 I swear... 90 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:49,443 - Well, you remember the last place, right? 91 00:06:49,478 --> 00:06:50,271 - What? 92 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:51,341 Oh, with the fleas. 93 00:06:51,376 --> 00:06:52,791 - The fleas. 94 00:06:52,826 --> 00:06:54,172 - With the fleas! - The fleas! 95 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,622 Fleas! - Flee the fleas. 96 00:06:57,555 --> 00:07:01,006 - And it's no wonder that Cory got such a good deal. 97 00:07:01,041 --> 00:07:02,698 - Found it! 98 00:07:02,732 --> 00:07:04,078 - I'm gonna text them, 99 00:07:04,113 --> 00:07:05,839 see what the plan is. 100 00:07:40,632 --> 00:07:41,461 Huh. 101 00:07:42,945 --> 00:07:43,842 - Boo! 102 00:07:45,499 --> 00:07:46,707 - Shit. 103 00:07:46,742 --> 00:07:47,915 Why? 104 00:07:47,950 --> 00:07:49,503 - It's just so easy - Why would you do that? 105 00:07:49,538 --> 00:07:50,504 - every time. 106 00:07:50,539 --> 00:07:53,473 - I hate you so much. 107 00:07:54,646 --> 00:07:55,751 - Do you think we can get Cory 108 00:07:55,785 --> 00:07:57,891 to go skinny-dipping in the lake? 109 00:07:57,925 --> 00:08:00,963 - He's, like, naked 90% of the time, so... 110 00:08:00,997 --> 00:08:02,792 - He is in a major naked phase. 111 00:08:02,827 --> 00:08:04,242 - Yeah. 112 00:08:04,276 --> 00:08:05,761 - Wow. - Which is usually reserved 113 00:08:05,795 --> 00:08:07,521 for like five-year-olds, but... 114 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:11,560 - And Cory. 115 00:08:11,594 --> 00:08:12,906 - So... - Well? 116 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:13,734 - So? 117 00:08:13,769 --> 00:08:14,563 - So? 118 00:08:14,597 --> 00:08:16,426 - Head to toe, or? 119 00:08:16,461 --> 00:08:19,878 - Ooh, but then our things would still be correlating. 120 00:08:19,913 --> 00:08:22,432 - No, we'll go hole-to-hole. 121 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:23,399 B-hole, B-hole. 122 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:24,365 - B. 123 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,539 Yeah, I think - What? 124 00:08:25,574 --> 00:08:26,851 - I'm gonna still say no. 125 00:08:26,885 --> 00:08:27,886 - Nothing can happen. 126 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:28,818 It's just butts. 127 00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:30,095 Just butts. 128 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:31,856 - My butt likes its own bed, thank you. 129 00:08:31,890 --> 00:08:33,927 - Well, my butt gets lonely, all right? 130 00:08:34,824 --> 00:08:35,825 - Okay, bye. 131 00:08:35,860 --> 00:08:36,861 - All right. 132 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:40,934 Fine, I'll take the master anyway. 133 00:08:47,009 --> 00:08:48,286 - There's a master? 134 00:08:50,633 --> 00:08:53,049 ♪ Well, cheap firecrackers - Feel like I should be 135 00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:54,603 speaking with a beret on. 136 00:08:54,637 --> 00:08:55,949 - Yeah, I know. - I just feel so French 137 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:57,226 whenever I drink wine. 138 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,055 - And you just look good in a beret. 139 00:08:59,090 --> 00:09:00,401 - Thank you. 140 00:09:00,436 --> 00:09:02,265 I've thought so, too, yeah. 141 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:07,305 Kinda looks like a big boob. 142 00:09:08,686 --> 00:09:11,620 - You know what I was thinking about? 143 00:09:11,654 --> 00:09:15,140 Remember MC Mister E from college? 144 00:09:15,175 --> 00:09:16,072 - No. 145 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,349 That doesn't ring a bell. 146 00:09:17,384 --> 00:09:18,592 - I think you do. 147 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:20,801 - No. - Yeah. 148 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:22,734 - No, I can't, I can't. 149 00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:25,737 - Pretty please? 150 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:28,360 - No. 151 00:09:28,395 --> 00:09:29,569 - Please. - Come on. 152 00:09:29,603 --> 00:09:30,673 You're gonna do the cat thing? - Come on. 153 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:31,881 - Okay. - Yeah. 154 00:09:31,916 --> 00:09:33,193 - All right. 155 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:35,505 - I just wanna see MC. - I'll do it. 156 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:36,334 Just give me a sec. 157 00:09:36,368 --> 00:09:37,197 - Okay. 158 00:09:40,407 --> 00:09:41,822 - Gotta get into character. 159 00:09:41,857 --> 00:09:44,238 - Mmm hmm, of course. 160 00:09:44,273 --> 00:09:46,309 - So, I've got this car, right? 161 00:09:46,344 --> 00:09:47,897 - Right. 162 00:09:47,932 --> 00:09:49,174 - And I don't get why you're laughin'. 163 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:50,106 It's very serious. - I'm sorry. 164 00:09:50,141 --> 00:09:51,660 I got it very, I'm sorry. 165 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:54,594 - So, I've got this car and it's pretty cool, I guess. 166 00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:57,010 I've heard that you need one to sort of compensate 167 00:09:57,044 --> 00:10:01,393 for certain endowments or lack thereof, so-- 168 00:10:01,428 --> 00:10:03,672 - Do you mean like your penis size? 169 00:10:03,706 --> 00:10:05,018 - Yeah. 170 00:10:05,052 --> 00:10:08,884 Just one of many Mister E's many insecurities. 171 00:10:10,299 --> 00:10:13,129 - That's so weird because in most of your songs, 172 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:14,510 you sound so confident. 173 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:15,442 - Mmm hmm, yeah. 174 00:10:15,476 --> 00:10:17,513 - Like, what's that one song? 175 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:18,928 - "Golf Club Dick." 176 00:10:18,963 --> 00:10:20,412 Yeah. 177 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,862 - How does that go again? 178 00:10:21,897 --> 00:10:23,243 - Um, let's see. 179 00:10:24,589 --> 00:10:25,417 Um... 180 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:28,628 ♪ Uh, uh, yeah 181 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:29,698 ♪ I got a golf club dick 182 00:10:29,732 --> 00:10:30,975 ♪ I got a golf club dick 183 00:10:31,009 --> 00:10:31,941 ♪ It hooks to the left 184 00:10:31,976 --> 00:10:33,115 ♪ I got a golf club dick 185 00:10:33,149 --> 00:10:34,116 ♪ You wanna hole in one 186 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:35,358 ♪ I got a hole in fun 187 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:37,602 ♪ 'Cause I got a golf club dick in ♪ 188 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:41,295 It just does that for like 10 more minutes. 189 00:10:42,572 --> 00:10:43,470 It does that over and over again. 190 00:10:43,504 --> 00:10:44,264 - And it's the longest song. 191 00:10:44,298 --> 00:10:45,541 - It is super long. 192 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:48,095 - It's such a good song. 193 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,132 - Okay. - Thank you for that. 194 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,409 - Yeah. 195 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,446 All right, let's see what we got here. 196 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:59,520 "Body of Gods, an exploration of Greek artistry. 197 00:11:01,419 --> 00:11:05,699 "The perfect body and the minds that sculpted them." 198 00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:10,048 - That sounds like my kind of flick. 199 00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,291 - The sequel's better. 200 00:11:11,325 --> 00:11:14,190 - Is that the only movie? 201 00:11:14,225 --> 00:11:15,744 - Yeah, that's literally it. 202 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,918 - Oh. 203 00:11:17,953 --> 00:11:20,680 Okay. 204 00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:23,890 Hey. 205 00:11:25,098 --> 00:11:29,447 There's something I have been meaning to ask you. 206 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:33,589 - The answer is yes, I brought you here to murder you. 207 00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:35,902 - Shut up. 208 00:11:35,936 --> 00:11:37,006 I am serious. 209 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,561 Um... 210 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:42,978 Was it about me? 211 00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:49,398 - Come on, is this like a Q and A or something? 212 00:11:49,432 --> 00:11:51,711 - Okay, this isn't an interview. 213 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,229 I just wanna know. 214 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,474 You know, lines in it were actual conversations 215 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:58,441 that we have had. 216 00:11:58,476 --> 00:12:00,823 Especially from that morning. 217 00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:06,242 - Look. 218 00:12:07,692 --> 00:12:08,486 Yes. 219 00:12:09,487 --> 00:12:11,765 The play was about you. 220 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:13,802 At least a lot of it was. 221 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,219 But that's just art, you know? 222 00:12:18,634 --> 00:12:22,569 I take stuff from my life, from my point of view. 223 00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:28,886 - Yeah, but it didn't happen to you. 224 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,622 - That night was, uh, scary. 225 00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:48,215 I know especially for you 226 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:52,254 but for both of us. 227 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:58,847 I made sure nothing happened. 228 00:13:01,677 --> 00:13:03,472 - You don't know that. 229 00:13:14,138 --> 00:13:15,242 - I love you. 230 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:21,386 I have loved you 231 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:24,113 since we were stupid college freshmen 232 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:29,670 and I thought if we got here before Becca and Cory, 233 00:13:29,705 --> 00:13:31,500 we could talk about it. 234 00:13:45,963 --> 00:13:46,826 I knew it. 235 00:13:54,557 --> 00:13:56,283 - Sam, if you-- - No, no, no. 236 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:57,802 I'm not doing that. 237 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:02,565 I'm not doing the whole inside joke thing with you anymore. 238 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,569 I can't talk to you about your problems 239 00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:09,262 that you're having with these other guys. 240 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,713 I'm done. 241 00:14:19,237 --> 00:14:21,861 - Who the hell was that? 242 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,241 - I don't know. 243 00:14:23,276 --> 00:14:26,072 - Aren't Becca and Cory coming tomorrow? 244 00:14:26,106 --> 00:14:30,386 - That's what they said, but you know how they are. 245 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,248 Oh! 246 00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:05,111 God. 247 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:10,737 Can I help you? 248 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,222 - Sir, I thought your car lights were on. 249 00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:16,087 I wasn't sure if you guys were in. 250 00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:20,540 Welcome to the home. 251 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:22,783 I'm Tad. 252 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:24,130 - Oh, shit, man. 253 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:26,580 Scared me. 254 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,274 - I got you, man. 255 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:31,931 - You owner, right? 256 00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:35,106 - That's right, yeah, yeah. 257 00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:38,006 I'm sorry about the door code confusion. 258 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:39,593 It can be a real bitch. 259 00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:47,222 - Yeah, man, no worries. 260 00:15:53,021 --> 00:15:55,264 You live out here? 261 00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:56,990 - In the woods. 262 00:15:57,025 --> 00:15:59,682 Yeah, I'm a big-time minimalist. 263 00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:02,099 - Oh, cool. 264 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:10,762 Well, I'm gonna-- - The body needs 265 00:16:10,797 --> 00:16:13,938 very little when you treat it properly. 266 00:16:17,045 --> 00:16:19,564 - Right, yeah, that makes sense. 267 00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:22,291 - Well, I just wanted to welcome you to the home. 268 00:16:22,326 --> 00:16:26,433 Amenities and everything should be taken care of. 269 00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:29,643 - Yeah, man. 270 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,680 It's, uh, it's all good. 271 00:16:34,510 --> 00:16:35,856 - It's all good. 272 00:16:43,140 --> 00:16:44,003 All right. 273 00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:46,108 Good night. 274 00:16:51,769 --> 00:16:53,081 - What the fuck? 275 00:18:35,079 --> 00:18:36,805 What's going on, man? 276 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:40,947 Hey! 277 00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:45,331 - I'm sorry, did I wake you up? 278 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:50,543 I apologize. 279 00:18:50,577 --> 00:18:51,475 Did I awaken you? 280 00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:53,718 - What are you doing in here? 281 00:18:53,753 --> 00:18:54,581 - My god. 282 00:18:55,858 --> 00:18:58,930 I'm sorry, I totally woke you up. 283 00:18:58,965 --> 00:19:00,691 I figured I could just get in here, you know, 284 00:19:00,725 --> 00:19:03,797 get out quickly enough without being noticed. 285 00:19:03,832 --> 00:19:04,660 Oh boy. 286 00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:06,938 - Sure. 287 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:09,009 - Tell me I didn't wake up your wife. 288 00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:12,185 - No, she's not-- - Girlfriend. 289 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:13,669 Weekend getaway. 290 00:19:13,704 --> 00:19:15,499 - Nope, she's just a friend. 291 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:18,709 - Hilarious. 292 00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,505 - All right, good night. 293 00:19:21,539 --> 00:19:25,267 - My wife and I were friends for a long time. 294 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:27,856 Long time. 295 00:19:29,685 --> 00:19:32,999 Then one weekend, I brought her out here 296 00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,828 and I spilled my guts to her. 297 00:19:34,863 --> 00:19:37,176 I mean, just like, you know. 298 00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:40,179 And it took her a bit. 299 00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:43,906 But she took my guts. 300 00:19:45,114 --> 00:19:48,532 We've been going strong ever since. 301 00:19:48,566 --> 00:19:50,913 But it takes time, you know. 302 00:19:53,916 --> 00:19:54,745 Smoothie? 303 00:20:01,510 --> 00:20:03,029 - Help me! 304 00:20:04,513 --> 00:20:05,411 Help me! 305 00:21:11,442 --> 00:21:12,650 - Jesus. 306 00:21:12,685 --> 00:21:13,617 - Attaboy, Sam 307 00:21:13,651 --> 00:21:14,963 I like what I'm seeing, kid. 308 00:21:14,997 --> 00:21:16,344 Whoo! 309 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:17,586 You're a monster, man. 310 00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:19,105 I love what I'm seeing. 311 00:21:19,139 --> 00:21:23,834 Man, now, let's go, sensei. 312 00:21:25,387 --> 00:21:26,285 Let's go, Sam. 313 00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:27,286 Push it, baby. 314 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,425 Push it, baby. 315 00:21:28,459 --> 00:21:29,805 Push it, brother, let's go. 316 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:30,634 You're the man. 317 00:21:30,668 --> 00:21:31,842 How you doin', huh? 318 00:21:31,876 --> 00:21:33,602 How you're real fam, let's go, keep pushing, 319 00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:35,328 keep pushing, keep pushing. 320 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,951 Let's go, it feels so good, man, let's go. 321 00:21:37,986 --> 00:21:39,021 Yeah, let's go, keep driving. 322 00:21:39,056 --> 00:21:40,333 You're doing so good. 323 00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:41,748 I'm proud of you, Sam, I'm proud of you. 324 00:21:41,783 --> 00:21:43,232 Go, come on, keep fighting, babe, let's go. 325 00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:45,787 Come on, push, push a little bit, Sam, let's go! 326 00:21:45,821 --> 00:21:48,030 Come on, Sam, let's go, come on. 327 00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:49,377 Sam, don't quit. 328 00:21:49,411 --> 00:21:51,344 Don't quit, let's go, come on. 329 00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,864 - I got some coffee. 330 00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:57,385 - I can't-- - Sam, god, you are able 331 00:21:57,419 --> 00:22:00,215 to do so much more with this 332 00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:03,529 than this will ever tell you, all right? 333 00:22:04,944 --> 00:22:07,705 I get it, let's, uh, we'll take five, okay? 334 00:22:07,740 --> 00:22:12,020 Get a little breather. 335 00:22:15,092 --> 00:22:17,405 - Thanks so much. 336 00:22:17,439 --> 00:22:19,268 - You must be Tad, I'm Avery. 337 00:22:19,303 --> 00:22:20,373 Coffee? 338 00:22:20,408 --> 00:22:22,271 - You trying to kill me, Ave? 339 00:22:22,306 --> 00:22:24,929 - No. 340 00:22:24,964 --> 00:22:28,277 - Then why are you offering me poison? 341 00:22:28,312 --> 00:22:32,834 Sorry, I just prefer not to choke my brain and my organs 342 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:35,388 from oxygen just for a little caffeine kick. 343 00:22:37,942 --> 00:22:39,599 - Okay, more for us. 344 00:22:40,773 --> 00:22:42,740 - Seriously, Sam, be careful, man. 345 00:22:42,775 --> 00:22:43,810 We got like an hour left. 346 00:22:43,845 --> 00:22:45,087 - No, no, no, no, no. 347 00:22:45,122 --> 00:22:46,365 I don't think I can do that. 348 00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:51,300 I'm just gonna enjoy my coffee, poison and all. 349 00:22:52,267 --> 00:22:53,648 - Right, 350 00:22:53,682 --> 00:22:54,856 of course, yeah. 351 00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:55,719 My wife, 352 00:22:56,927 --> 00:22:58,135 my wife says I do this all the time 353 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:01,241 where I never shut up with all my theories 354 00:23:02,864 --> 00:23:04,417 on the body. 355 00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:06,281 Well, I guess I'm just, 356 00:23:06,315 --> 00:23:07,972 I'm a health nut. 357 00:23:12,908 --> 00:23:14,220 - Oh, hey, Tad. 358 00:23:14,254 --> 00:23:16,533 I was wondering about that extra room. 359 00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,017 We have some more friends coming and I just thought it-- 360 00:23:18,051 --> 00:23:19,708 - Thought it was just the four of you. 361 00:23:19,743 --> 00:23:20,916 - Yeah, no. 362 00:23:20,951 --> 00:23:23,609 Sam and I just each have our own room, so... 363 00:23:23,643 --> 00:23:26,094 - Well, rental guidelines clearly state 364 00:23:26,128 --> 00:23:27,992 that the homeowner needs prior information 365 00:23:28,027 --> 00:23:29,235 to each additional guest, 366 00:23:29,269 --> 00:23:31,444 so this is highly unprofessional, Ave. 367 00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:33,066 - No, no, it's the same amount of guests. 368 00:23:33,101 --> 00:23:34,827 - It's too much! 369 00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:45,216 Oh, my stars. 370 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:50,981 Got the post-workout jitters 371 00:23:51,878 --> 00:23:52,707 Oh, man. 372 00:23:54,156 --> 00:23:57,608 Well, Sam, making you work out on your vacation, 373 00:23:57,643 --> 00:23:59,472 I'm very sorry. 374 00:23:59,507 --> 00:24:01,474 I'm just gonna be on my way. 375 00:24:01,509 --> 00:24:04,304 Leave you two alone for a bit. 376 00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:07,238 Ave, thanks so much for offering the hot poison. 377 00:24:07,273 --> 00:24:08,757 Just kidding, of course. 378 00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:10,656 All right, well, ta-ta. 379 00:24:17,386 --> 00:24:19,630 - The guy is a psycho, Ave. 380 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:22,978 - Clearly. 381 00:24:23,013 --> 00:24:23,979 Geez. 382 00:24:24,014 --> 00:24:25,498 It's like Professor Nigel. 383 00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:28,259 - Oh, yes, yes. 384 00:24:28,294 --> 00:24:29,122 Oh, Ave. 385 00:24:30,158 --> 00:24:31,746 - Actually, sir, it's Avery. 386 00:24:31,780 --> 00:24:33,713 - Don't interrupt me, Ave. 387 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:34,749 Don't do it. 388 00:24:43,205 --> 00:24:44,137 - Avery, about last night-- 389 00:24:44,172 --> 00:24:45,104 - Sam, don't. 390 00:24:45,138 --> 00:24:46,933 It was totally my fault. 391 00:24:46,968 --> 00:24:48,072 I shouldn't have said anything. 392 00:24:48,107 --> 00:24:49,280 I'm sorry. - It was just dumb 393 00:24:49,315 --> 00:24:50,765 and I had too much to drink and-- 394 00:24:50,799 --> 00:24:52,318 - Sam, you really don't have to say-- 395 00:24:52,352 --> 00:24:53,940 - I didn't mean it. 396 00:24:57,944 --> 00:24:59,705 - You didn't? 397 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:02,949 - Yeah, you know, I do that with girls sometimes, 398 00:25:02,984 --> 00:25:07,920 the whole drink too much and share all your feelings and... 399 00:25:15,306 --> 00:25:19,483 I just don't want anything to hurt our friendship. 400 00:25:21,796 --> 00:25:23,314 - Yeah. 401 00:25:23,349 --> 00:25:24,661 Yeah, of course. 402 00:25:25,903 --> 00:25:29,355 We have too good a thing going, Mister E. 403 00:25:31,564 --> 00:25:32,392 - Exactly. 404 00:26:01,525 --> 00:26:02,906 - What about this? 405 00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:04,217 - Oh, looks good, babe. 406 00:26:04,252 --> 00:26:05,149 - I don't know. 407 00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:07,635 It doesn't feel very lake-like. 408 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,259 - How do you mean? 409 00:26:12,260 --> 00:26:13,399 - Huh? 410 00:26:17,437 --> 00:26:18,577 Huh, babe? 411 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,717 - How do you mean? 412 00:26:20,751 --> 00:26:24,030 - I don't know, like lake-like, like wintertime. 413 00:26:24,065 --> 00:26:26,619 Like, I wanna feel like lake-y. 414 00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:28,794 - Hmm. 415 00:26:28,828 --> 00:26:30,658 - What about this one? 416 00:26:32,349 --> 00:26:34,282 - Is that the same thing? 417 00:26:34,316 --> 00:26:36,629 - No, it's pink. 418 00:26:36,664 --> 00:26:39,425 - Oh, um, well, you're beautiful. 419 00:26:41,013 --> 00:26:43,360 - You're sweet. 420 00:26:43,394 --> 00:26:46,052 - So, ready to go? 421 00:26:46,087 --> 00:26:47,847 - One second. 422 00:27:16,565 --> 00:27:17,705 - Well, great. 423 00:27:18,809 --> 00:27:20,293 - What's up? 424 00:27:20,328 --> 00:27:23,020 - Oh, just Sam being Sam. 425 00:27:23,055 --> 00:27:24,297 - Still with the Avery stuff? 426 00:27:24,332 --> 00:27:27,611 - Oh, it's always with the Avery stuff. 427 00:27:30,718 --> 00:27:33,962 Well, you ready for the best/longest 428 00:27:33,997 --> 00:27:35,895 road trip of our lives? 429 00:27:38,001 --> 00:27:38,829 All right. 430 00:27:40,279 --> 00:27:41,073 - Sorry, babe. 431 00:27:41,107 --> 00:27:42,488 - Oh, no sweat. 432 00:27:47,804 --> 00:27:50,910 - Would you ever leave the city and live out here? 433 00:27:50,945 --> 00:27:52,809 - Join some small-town theater? 434 00:27:52,843 --> 00:27:54,258 - Write on a typewriter? 435 00:27:54,293 --> 00:27:56,847 - Yeah, I did that once. 436 00:27:56,882 --> 00:27:58,607 - You did? 437 00:27:58,642 --> 00:28:00,609 And what, you weren't hipster enough? 438 00:28:00,644 --> 00:28:02,094 - No, I just immediately realized 439 00:28:02,128 --> 00:28:04,821 why computers were invented. 440 00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:07,513 - I was just thinking about Instagramming this. 441 00:28:07,547 --> 00:28:09,032 - Come on. 442 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:10,343 - Okay. 443 00:28:11,206 --> 00:28:12,380 - Oarsman. 444 00:28:12,414 --> 00:28:14,520 Pro oarsman. 445 00:28:17,005 --> 00:28:18,420 - What do you think? 446 00:28:18,455 --> 00:28:19,628 - Oh, new prof pic. 447 00:28:23,218 --> 00:28:24,564 - Oh my god. 448 00:28:26,187 --> 00:28:27,360 - Hey, guys! 449 00:28:27,395 --> 00:28:28,810 - God, does this guy stop? 450 00:28:28,845 --> 00:28:31,261 - Says the guy who was working out with him this morning. 451 00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:32,469 - I felt bad for him. 452 00:28:32,503 --> 00:28:33,953 He started talking about his wife 453 00:28:33,988 --> 00:28:36,576 and he's got a super sad story. 454 00:28:37,577 --> 00:28:38,371 - Hmm. 455 00:28:39,648 --> 00:28:41,271 - Suppie. 456 00:28:41,305 --> 00:28:43,169 I'm just getting in a quick three-mile row. 457 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:44,205 - Geez, dude. 458 00:28:44,239 --> 00:28:45,344 - Yeah, yeah. 459 00:28:45,378 --> 00:28:46,794 Gotta stay strong, you know. 460 00:28:46,828 --> 00:28:50,659 You never know what's out there, so. 461 00:28:50,694 --> 00:28:51,522 - Yup. 462 00:28:52,938 --> 00:28:54,525 - What are you guys doing out here, though, for real? 463 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,044 - Just hangin'. 464 00:28:56,079 --> 00:28:58,633 - Yeah, it just reminds me of when my wife got sick. 465 00:28:58,667 --> 00:29:02,016 She used to come out here and sit, you know. 466 00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:07,746 - Is your wife still out here with you? 467 00:29:12,267 --> 00:29:15,754 - You guys ever play Rock the Boat? 468 00:29:15,788 --> 00:29:18,515 - Uh, not since summer camp. 469 00:29:18,549 --> 00:29:20,206 - Summer camp? 470 00:29:20,241 --> 00:29:21,794 Come on, man. 471 00:29:21,829 --> 00:29:22,622 - Whoa, all right. 472 00:29:22,657 --> 00:29:23,623 - Come on, get me, Sam. 473 00:29:23,658 --> 00:29:24,555 - No. 474 00:29:24,590 --> 00:29:25,280 - No, it's fun, just play this. 475 00:29:26,143 --> 00:29:26,937 - Stop. 476 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:28,421 - Be a man, Sam! 477 00:29:28,456 --> 00:29:29,837 Come on, rock the boat! - We don't wanna play. 478 00:29:29,871 --> 00:29:30,907 Tad, stop! 479 00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:32,460 Hey, Tad. - Not cool, man, stop. 480 00:29:32,494 --> 00:29:33,772 - Rock the boat! 481 00:29:33,806 --> 00:29:36,015 - Stop it, stop it! 482 00:29:36,050 --> 00:29:36,844 What the hell! 483 00:29:36,878 --> 00:29:38,431 - No, stop! 484 00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:41,641 - What the hell? 485 00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,505 I just thought the dude was a little off. 486 00:29:43,540 --> 00:29:45,680 - Well, did you see his arms? 487 00:29:45,714 --> 00:29:46,923 - No? 488 00:29:46,957 --> 00:29:48,821 - Dude, it's covered in heroin scars. 489 00:29:48,856 --> 00:29:50,098 - No way. 490 00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,375 - Yeah. 491 00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:53,343 Doctor Health Nut won't drink coffee 492 00:29:53,377 --> 00:29:56,208 but he'll dig deep into the black tar. 493 00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:59,211 - God, that would explain things. 494 00:29:59,245 --> 00:30:01,938 - Maybe if we just chill until Becca and Cory get here, 495 00:30:01,972 --> 00:30:03,491 he'll leave us alone. 496 00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:07,184 - Good call. 497 00:30:07,219 --> 00:30:12,224 - I swear, if I have to buy a new phone... 498 00:30:13,673 --> 00:30:14,985 - It was on a dreary night of November 499 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:18,644 that I beheld the accomplishment of my toils. 500 00:30:18,678 --> 00:30:22,199 With an anxiety that almost amounted to agony, 501 00:30:22,234 --> 00:30:25,340 I collected the instruments of life around me 502 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:28,412 that I might infuse a spark of being 503 00:30:28,447 --> 00:30:31,450 into the lifeless thing that lay at my feet. 504 00:30:31,484 --> 00:30:34,246 - Okay, can we do something else? 505 00:30:35,281 --> 00:30:36,973 - You don't like this? 506 00:30:37,007 --> 00:30:38,284 - It's not that I don't like it. 507 00:30:38,319 --> 00:30:40,839 I just really, really hate it. 508 00:30:42,564 --> 00:30:43,393 - Fine. 509 00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:45,015 - I'm sorry. 510 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:51,125 I looked into the dull, yellow eye of the creature 511 00:30:51,159 --> 00:30:53,921 and beheld-- - How much longer? 512 00:30:53,955 --> 00:30:55,646 - Mmm, not much. 513 00:30:55,681 --> 00:30:57,510 - God, I have to potty. 514 00:30:57,545 --> 00:31:00,168 - Think you can hold it for another four hours? 515 00:31:00,203 --> 00:31:01,514 - Oh, yeah, totally. 516 00:31:01,549 --> 00:31:03,102 - Cool, cool, cool. 517 00:31:06,278 --> 00:31:08,625 It was almost one in the morning 518 00:31:08,659 --> 00:31:10,938 when they arrived at the house 519 00:31:10,972 --> 00:31:14,907 and Cory was already dead from complete boredom. 520 00:31:14,942 --> 00:31:17,220 - It's a good book. 521 00:31:17,254 --> 00:31:19,498 - Cory 100% disagreed. 522 00:31:21,949 --> 00:31:24,952 It's a pretty good impression. 523 00:31:24,986 --> 00:31:26,781 You laughed. 524 00:31:26,815 --> 00:31:28,887 Or at least pity-laughed. 525 00:31:35,341 --> 00:31:37,585 Hold my hand? 526 00:31:37,619 --> 00:31:39,932 ♪ Ave Maria 527 00:31:49,183 --> 00:31:51,564 - As the god creates, 528 00:31:51,599 --> 00:31:53,601 so the sculptor sculpts, 529 00:31:54,947 --> 00:31:57,432 portraying through his art the idea 530 00:31:57,467 --> 00:31:59,400 of a god in the body 531 00:31:59,434 --> 00:32:01,057 or the perfect body, 532 00:32:02,265 --> 00:32:05,993 the artist emulating the god's essence, 533 00:32:06,027 --> 00:32:09,962 a resurrection of the spirit in the stone, 534 00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:12,861 getting across in one way or another, 535 00:32:12,896 --> 00:32:14,346 life after death. 536 00:32:17,383 --> 00:32:20,455 This is the true artist objective. 537 00:32:20,490 --> 00:32:23,976 - I feel like I'm really high right now. 538 00:32:24,011 --> 00:32:25,667 - God, at least make this a little more interesting. 539 00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:29,948 - Now are brought back to life 540 00:32:29,982 --> 00:32:31,225 in a way they hadn't 541 00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:32,743 been before. 542 00:32:32,778 --> 00:32:35,401 - God, I hope that's Becca and Cory. 543 00:32:35,436 --> 00:32:36,333 - Would you get it? 544 00:32:36,368 --> 00:32:37,472 I can't even move right now. 545 00:32:51,141 --> 00:32:53,074 - Tad. 546 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:53,972 - Ave. 547 00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:59,356 I can't tell you how horrid I feel about earlier. 548 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:02,049 - Yeah, I mean, hopefully it's nothing terrible. 549 00:33:02,083 --> 00:33:03,257 - Just horrid. 550 00:33:04,189 --> 00:33:05,362 Horrid. 551 00:33:05,397 --> 00:33:07,054 - Uh, thank you. 552 00:33:07,088 --> 00:33:09,470 It's okay, though, seriously. 553 00:33:10,402 --> 00:33:11,196 - No. 554 00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:13,750 I did a bad thing, all right? 555 00:33:13,784 --> 00:33:17,064 And I'm not gonna feel at peace until I do a good one. 556 00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:19,618 - Tad, honestly, thank you so much for your apology 557 00:33:19,652 --> 00:33:22,138 but we'll just chalk it up to a silly game. 558 00:33:22,172 --> 00:33:24,726 I promise you it's okay. 559 00:33:24,761 --> 00:33:28,903 - Let me cook you two dinner. 560 00:33:28,937 --> 00:33:32,424 - We're just trying to enjoy our vacation. 561 00:33:33,873 --> 00:33:34,667 - Oh. 562 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:37,636 Of course, right. 563 00:33:37,670 --> 00:33:40,432 I need to get my, uh, need to get my rude oil checked. 564 00:33:43,228 --> 00:33:44,781 'Cause I am rude. 565 00:33:46,231 --> 00:33:47,335 Oh, man. 566 00:33:47,370 --> 00:33:49,165 - Uh, no worries though, really. 567 00:33:49,199 --> 00:33:51,546 We'll just go somewhere in town. 568 00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:52,685 - Oh, no. 569 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:55,723 No, seriously, there's nothing nearby 570 00:33:55,757 --> 00:33:58,243 worth checking out whatsoever. 571 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:21,576 - Well, hey. 572 00:34:21,611 --> 00:34:24,200 Here is to us and our vacation. 573 00:34:35,383 --> 00:34:37,972 So, do you eat this meal a lot? 574 00:34:39,215 --> 00:34:40,423 - Well, ever since my wife 575 00:34:40,457 --> 00:34:42,563 was diagnosed with rhabdomyolysis, 576 00:34:42,597 --> 00:34:46,636 I'm pretty strategic with what I consume. 577 00:34:46,670 --> 00:34:49,570 Have you two ever heard of rhabdo? 578 00:34:49,604 --> 00:34:51,089 It's horrid. 579 00:34:51,123 --> 00:34:53,988 It comes from overworking the muscles in your system. 580 00:34:54,022 --> 00:34:54,816 Oh. 581 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:58,441 You know anything about horses, Sam? 582 00:34:58,475 --> 00:35:00,891 - Sure, I guess. - Horses, when they're 583 00:35:00,926 --> 00:35:05,413 overworked or overrun, they just die. 584 00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:08,313 Flat out, dead. 585 00:35:08,347 --> 00:35:10,867 But humans, we are not horses. 586 00:35:13,249 --> 00:35:16,321 No, see, we have this awesome ability in our minds 587 00:35:16,355 --> 00:35:19,358 to push beyond our factory settings. 588 00:35:21,015 --> 00:35:24,156 That's the beauty of the human spirit. 589 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,434 - And your wife? 590 00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:44,211 - We didn't always get along. 591 00:35:45,315 --> 00:35:46,316 Tad and Jan. 592 00:35:48,974 --> 00:35:50,078 Best friends. 593 00:35:53,875 --> 00:35:55,532 Prom king and queen. 594 00:35:56,844 --> 00:35:57,638 Twice. 595 00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,162 But you know how life goes. 596 00:36:05,473 --> 00:36:08,476 Abuse. 597 00:36:09,512 --> 00:36:10,340 Verbal. 598 00:36:12,618 --> 00:36:13,723 All from her. 599 00:36:17,554 --> 00:36:20,074 I had to lash out a few times. 600 00:36:26,253 --> 00:36:28,738 But then I discovered FitFree. 601 00:36:31,706 --> 00:36:34,261 I mean, it was like fairy dust. 602 00:36:35,917 --> 00:36:38,610 We started loving each other again. 603 00:36:38,644 --> 00:36:41,164 We cared for each other again. 604 00:36:43,580 --> 00:36:45,203 Give me your hands. 605 00:36:46,894 --> 00:36:50,173 Give me your hands, give me your hands. 606 00:36:51,105 --> 00:36:52,071 Sam. 607 00:36:52,106 --> 00:36:54,522 Now, hold each other's hands. 608 00:36:55,592 --> 00:36:56,421 Ave. 609 00:36:58,699 --> 00:37:00,735 Sam here told me everything. 610 00:37:02,703 --> 00:37:04,118 The relationship. 611 00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:06,051 The play. 612 00:37:07,708 --> 00:37:09,641 The alleged attack. 613 00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:13,438 Don't be mad at Sam. 614 00:37:13,472 --> 00:37:14,922 Don't be mad at Sam, okay? 615 00:37:14,956 --> 00:37:17,821 I practically split him open this morning, all right? 616 00:37:17,856 --> 00:37:19,789 I'm gonna split you open, too, okay? 617 00:37:19,823 --> 00:37:21,411 But that's just what FitFree does. 618 00:37:21,446 --> 00:37:24,138 It's just a part of the program. 619 00:37:25,588 --> 00:37:29,177 Now, I believe that through fitness 620 00:37:29,212 --> 00:37:30,800 and through eating right, 621 00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,940 I can get the two of you to a place of oneness 622 00:37:32,974 --> 00:37:36,150 that you didn't even think imaginable. 623 00:37:37,531 --> 00:37:40,430 It's a very simple process but I can get you a discount. 624 00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:45,021 What's so funny, Ave? 625 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:46,781 - I think this is a joke, right? 626 00:37:46,816 --> 00:37:49,370 - Mmm, FitFree is not something to joke about. 627 00:37:49,405 --> 00:37:50,475 - Yeah, no, you're right. 628 00:37:50,509 --> 00:37:51,683 I'm sure. 629 00:37:51,717 --> 00:37:55,169 I'm just amazed that you can ruin our phones, 630 00:37:56,135 --> 00:37:58,483 our dinner, and our vacation 631 00:37:58,517 --> 00:38:01,209 and you still try and sell your little Ponzi scheme 632 00:38:01,244 --> 00:38:02,590 to some tenants. 633 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:05,075 - It is not a Ponzi scheme. 634 00:38:05,110 --> 00:38:07,595 - Why would you tell him that? 635 00:38:08,769 --> 00:38:10,322 - Did you not like your supper? 636 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:11,565 - Yeah, Tad, what's next? 637 00:38:11,599 --> 00:38:12,738 Vitamins and proteins that we need 638 00:38:12,773 --> 00:38:14,257 to get our friends to sell? 639 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:16,363 - Vitamins are part of the tier one supplement package 640 00:38:16,397 --> 00:38:18,226 but that's because I want you both to be healthy. 641 00:38:18,261 --> 00:38:19,883 - Just shut up, Tad! 642 00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:20,712 - Avery. 643 00:38:20,746 --> 00:38:21,885 - What? 644 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,749 Are you actually buying this? 645 00:38:23,784 --> 00:38:25,579 Sam, he's cheating us. 646 00:38:25,613 --> 00:38:27,305 Using your sad rejection to get you 647 00:38:27,339 --> 00:38:29,548 to buy fucking milk powder. 648 00:38:38,281 --> 00:38:39,317 - I gotta go. 649 00:38:41,077 --> 00:38:42,699 Thanks for dinner, Tad. 650 00:38:42,734 --> 00:38:44,011 - Sam, come on. 651 00:38:45,702 --> 00:38:49,948 I'm just trying to make you see how stupid this is. 652 00:38:51,536 --> 00:38:52,847 Sam. 653 00:39:02,857 --> 00:39:04,411 - You offended Sam. 654 00:39:10,796 --> 00:39:13,143 I'm disappointed in you, Ave. 655 00:39:17,078 --> 00:39:18,735 - My name isn't Ave. 656 00:39:21,773 --> 00:39:25,052 And who are you to be disappointed in me? 657 00:39:25,086 --> 00:39:29,781 Or does your habit make you all high and mighty? 658 00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:34,164 - I wish you wouldn't drink so much. 659 00:39:36,615 --> 00:39:37,927 Especially as a woman. 660 00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:43,001 It's no surprise you were drugged. 661 00:39:43,035 --> 00:39:44,036 - Excuse me? 662 00:39:46,038 --> 00:39:48,109 What did you just say, Tad? 663 00:39:48,144 --> 00:39:49,766 Do you even have a wife? 664 00:39:49,801 --> 00:39:52,700 Or did she leave you 'cause you're a fucking junkie? 665 00:39:52,735 --> 00:39:53,977 Leave us alone! 666 00:40:43,026 --> 00:40:45,960 - Whatever. 667 00:41:43,017 --> 00:41:44,709 - Help me! 668 00:41:44,743 --> 00:41:46,227 Help! 669 00:43:05,652 --> 00:43:07,136 - This is restricted access. 670 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:08,793 - Oh, you scared me. 671 00:43:11,312 --> 00:43:12,969 - Property owners are allowed to deny access 672 00:43:13,004 --> 00:43:14,143 to any part of the home 673 00:43:14,177 --> 00:43:18,216 so long as what's advertised is provided. 674 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:21,012 - I just thought I heard something. 675 00:43:21,046 --> 00:43:23,083 - It's just my workout facility. 676 00:43:25,085 --> 00:43:28,157 You're a curious woman, huh, Ave? 677 00:43:28,191 --> 00:43:31,367 Tell me, do you know how rhabdo works? 678 00:43:32,782 --> 00:43:36,855 When a body is overworked, muscle mass breaks off 679 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:42,896 and it enters the bloodstream, causes immense pain, 680 00:43:42,930 --> 00:43:45,933 blood in the urine, sometimes death. 681 00:43:47,452 --> 00:43:51,594 Whoa, careful. 682 00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:53,872 Rhabdo nearly killed Janet. 683 00:43:55,322 --> 00:43:58,912 But through my personal sacrifice, she survived. 684 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,570 - Let go of me. 685 00:44:02,605 --> 00:44:05,159 - We can be masters over death. 686 00:44:07,299 --> 00:44:09,405 Don't you see the beauty? 687 00:44:20,209 --> 00:44:21,520 - Avery. 688 00:44:21,555 --> 00:44:23,902 Are you okay? 689 00:44:23,937 --> 00:44:26,111 - It's Tad. 690 00:44:40,229 --> 00:44:41,679 - What happened? 691 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:43,404 - He was aggressive, I don't know, high or something. 692 00:44:43,439 --> 00:44:44,336 - Did he do anything to you? 693 00:44:44,371 --> 00:44:46,304 - I heard noises in that room. 694 00:44:46,338 --> 00:44:47,615 - Are you sure? 695 00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:48,651 - He was here, Sam. 696 00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,895 - No, I know, it's just... 697 00:44:50,929 --> 00:44:53,276 - He grabbed me. - I'm sorry. 698 00:44:54,312 --> 00:44:56,141 Just stay here. 699 00:44:56,176 --> 00:44:58,488 - Where are you going? 700 00:44:58,523 --> 00:45:00,559 - Look for him, try to straighten things out. 701 00:45:00,594 --> 00:45:02,285 - Sam, you don't have to-- - No. 702 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,735 I mean, what's he gonna do? 703 00:45:03,770 --> 00:45:05,357 Work me out to death? 704 00:45:19,993 --> 00:45:20,821 Tad! 705 00:46:56,365 --> 00:47:00,231 - Hello and welcome to FitFree with Tad and Janet. 706 00:47:00,265 --> 00:47:02,578 This is Volume 237, all right? 707 00:47:02,612 --> 00:47:03,406 Woo! 708 00:47:03,441 --> 00:47:04,511 We've got a new recruit. 709 00:47:04,545 --> 00:47:05,857 He's been coming along nicely 710 00:47:05,892 --> 00:47:09,240 after dealing with a little emotional turmoil 711 00:47:09,274 --> 00:47:11,690 from, you guessed it, a girl. 712 00:47:13,900 --> 00:47:16,040 Janet couldn't be here today 713 00:47:16,074 --> 00:47:18,076 but we're making a lot of progress. 714 00:47:18,111 --> 00:47:19,595 So, let's get right to it. 715 00:47:19,629 --> 00:47:22,840 These are military-style jumping jacks. 716 00:48:05,399 --> 00:48:08,678 The Etruscans, the Mesopotamians, the Aztecs, 717 00:48:08,713 --> 00:48:10,577 all great societies that believed 718 00:48:10,611 --> 00:48:13,856 that healthy blood is what equals a healthy soul. 719 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:15,375 These are burpees. 720 00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:31,218 I decided to make these videos as Jan recovers. 721 00:48:31,253 --> 00:48:33,082 Jan, I love you, baby. 722 00:48:41,677 --> 00:48:43,403 Rhabdo ain't no thing. 723 00:48:43,437 --> 00:48:44,611 Bicycle kicks! 724 00:49:03,147 --> 00:49:04,217 - Oh, my god. 725 00:49:13,122 --> 00:49:13,951 - Boo. 726 00:49:14,917 --> 00:49:16,850 Did I scare ya? 727 00:49:16,884 --> 00:49:19,818 Well today, I am pretty excited 728 00:49:19,853 --> 00:49:22,373 because we've got a very special guest. 729 00:49:24,582 --> 00:49:26,549 Very, very, very special. 730 00:49:26,584 --> 00:49:28,517 Wouldn't you say, huh? 731 00:49:28,551 --> 00:49:31,209 You know, when they told us 732 00:49:31,244 --> 00:49:33,315 that she wasn't gonna make it, 733 00:49:33,349 --> 00:49:38,354 well, little did they know, my baby's a fighter, a survivor. 734 00:49:39,631 --> 00:49:42,117 That's my Janet. 735 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:47,605 So now, for the very first time since her fall forward 736 00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:50,988 as we like to call it, 737 00:49:51,022 --> 00:49:52,058 here's Janet! 738 00:49:57,649 --> 00:49:58,581 - Avery? 739 00:50:01,101 --> 00:50:02,516 Tad? 740 00:50:02,551 --> 00:50:03,517 - She's, she's being a little shy. 741 00:50:04,794 --> 00:50:07,349 Nothing a little FitFree can't fix. 742 00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:11,974 Perfect. 743 00:51:31,398 --> 00:51:32,537 Ave? 744 00:51:32,572 --> 00:51:33,745 I did a bad thing. 745 00:51:33,780 --> 00:51:36,852 I just, I just wanted to come apologize. 746 00:51:49,278 --> 00:51:50,107 Ave? 747 00:51:53,213 --> 00:51:54,318 Ave? 748 00:52:03,189 --> 00:52:04,155 Ave? 749 00:52:07,710 --> 00:52:08,504 Ave. 750 00:52:13,923 --> 00:52:14,821 - Sam. 751 00:52:14,855 --> 00:52:16,823 Sam, Sam, wake up, wake up! 752 00:52:26,073 --> 00:52:27,213 - Avery! 753 00:52:36,256 --> 00:52:37,809 Avery! 754 00:52:45,023 --> 00:52:46,473 - Damn it. 755 00:52:59,728 --> 00:53:01,316 Ave. 756 00:53:06,355 --> 00:53:08,115 - Shit, shit. 757 00:53:10,808 --> 00:53:11,602 Sam, Sam. 758 00:53:13,051 --> 00:53:13,880 Shit. 759 00:53:23,234 --> 00:53:24,166 Shit, shit! 760 00:53:25,409 --> 00:53:26,237 Damn it! 761 00:53:31,794 --> 00:53:32,623 Oh! 762 00:53:54,058 --> 00:53:55,059 - Ave! 763 00:53:56,267 --> 00:53:58,304 Where are you going, Ave? 764 00:53:59,305 --> 00:54:00,271 We need you! 765 00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:04,310 Ave, where are you going? 766 00:54:07,071 --> 00:54:09,315 Don't drink and drive, Ave! 767 00:54:10,764 --> 00:54:12,559 Don't go anywhere, Ave! 768 00:54:26,228 --> 00:54:28,161 - Come on, come on, come on. 769 00:54:28,195 --> 00:54:28,989 Shit! 770 00:54:29,024 --> 00:54:30,612 I don't have time. 771 00:54:30,646 --> 00:54:31,716 Shit. 772 00:55:21,041 --> 00:55:22,595 - You sure you're good to drive? 773 00:55:22,629 --> 00:55:24,700 - As long as you're not, I'm happy. 774 00:55:24,735 --> 00:55:26,115 - Rude. 775 00:55:26,150 --> 00:55:28,911 - Just wanna get there alive is all. 776 00:55:28,946 --> 00:55:31,120 - Well, I'll stay up with you. 777 00:55:31,155 --> 00:55:32,329 - Hmm? 778 00:55:36,194 --> 00:55:37,403 Hey, wake up. 779 00:55:37,437 --> 00:55:38,680 - Hmm? 780 00:55:38,714 --> 00:55:41,648 ♪ Cory screams in silent dream alone ♪ 781 00:55:43,236 --> 00:55:44,341 - Oh, my god. 782 00:55:46,308 --> 00:55:48,310 ♪ Dirty sheets 783 00:55:48,345 --> 00:55:49,380 It's perfect. 784 00:55:50,312 --> 00:55:53,936 ♪ The keys behind the door 785 00:55:56,318 --> 00:55:57,146 Babe. 786 00:56:04,084 --> 00:56:05,672 Grab the case here. 787 00:56:08,468 --> 00:56:10,815 One, one, four, four, pound. 788 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,551 - Interesting place. 789 00:56:22,586 --> 00:56:25,105 - Yeah, should we find a room? 790 00:56:35,633 --> 00:56:36,462 Oh, yeah. 791 00:56:37,980 --> 00:56:39,499 This is the one. 792 00:56:39,534 --> 00:56:42,088 - Shouldn't we see which one they want first? 793 00:56:42,122 --> 00:56:44,331 - No, we got here first. 794 00:56:44,366 --> 00:56:45,954 - You don't think Sam will be mad? 795 00:56:45,988 --> 00:56:47,507 - Oh, whatever, he'll get over it. 796 00:56:48,819 --> 00:56:50,821 - Didn't he want like a night alone with Avery? 797 00:56:50,855 --> 00:56:53,340 - Then he can take a canoe out on the lake 798 00:56:53,375 --> 00:56:55,377 and they can talk there. 799 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:57,552 Come on. 800 00:56:57,586 --> 00:56:59,450 - Good, 'cause I want this one anyways. 801 00:56:59,485 --> 00:57:00,347 - Yes. 802 00:57:02,004 --> 00:57:05,767 Well, whatever Princess wants. 803 00:57:05,801 --> 00:57:08,321 - Princess wants a shower. 804 00:57:12,014 --> 00:57:16,571 What have we got here? 805 00:57:16,605 --> 00:57:17,434 Nothing. 806 00:57:27,996 --> 00:57:28,824 Mmm. 807 00:57:43,045 --> 00:57:43,874 Hello? 808 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:08,381 Oh, my god. 809 00:58:12,972 --> 00:58:14,905 You okay, are you okay? 810 00:58:21,636 --> 00:58:22,568 Becca? 811 00:58:34,752 --> 00:58:35,891 Becca! 812 00:58:59,536 --> 00:59:00,951 - Cory? 813 00:59:00,985 --> 00:59:02,228 Cory. 814 00:59:02,262 --> 00:59:04,782 - Now are coated in red, 815 00:59:04,817 --> 00:59:09,028 signifying the gods' love of beauty and creation. 816 00:59:09,062 --> 00:59:10,029 - Please don't scare me. 817 00:59:10,063 --> 00:59:11,478 I'm too tired. 818 00:59:11,513 --> 00:59:14,274 - Beauty in new life, 819 00:59:14,309 --> 00:59:18,140 carrying forth Adonis's mortal form as a body. 820 00:59:33,846 --> 00:59:35,813 - Somebody help me, please! 821 00:59:35,848 --> 00:59:37,194 Help me! 822 00:59:37,228 --> 00:59:38,851 Help me out, please! 823 00:59:38,885 --> 00:59:41,301 Please help, please help me! 824 01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:38,669 - Cory. 825 01:00:39,808 --> 01:00:41,016 - Sam? 826 01:00:41,051 --> 01:00:42,742 - Where are we? 827 01:00:42,777 --> 01:00:44,019 - We're in the lake. 828 01:00:44,054 --> 01:00:44,882 - Tad? 829 01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:46,712 - He's at the house. 830 01:00:48,645 --> 01:00:49,507 - Did he hurt you? 831 01:00:49,542 --> 01:00:50,647 - No, no, I'm okay. 832 01:00:50,681 --> 01:00:51,613 We're fine. 833 01:00:52,994 --> 01:00:54,685 - What about Becca and Cory? 834 01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,824 - They never showed up. 835 01:00:55,859 --> 01:00:57,032 I'm trying to find us help. 836 01:00:57,067 --> 01:00:57,861 - No, no, no. 837 01:00:57,895 --> 01:00:59,552 He had their phones. 838 01:01:10,701 --> 01:01:11,909 They were there before us. 839 01:01:28,892 --> 01:01:30,721 - We will all be fine. 840 01:01:34,345 --> 01:01:35,933 Even you, Cor-bear. 841 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:44,183 Janet, don't cry. 842 01:01:44,217 --> 01:01:45,046 Don't cry. 843 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,499 What do you mean it's not working? 844 01:01:50,534 --> 01:01:51,742 What do you mean it's not working? 845 01:01:51,777 --> 01:01:54,607 It's working, it just takes time, okay? 846 01:01:54,641 --> 01:01:57,783 It takes a little bit of time! 847 01:02:09,656 --> 01:02:10,450 Oh, fuck. 848 01:02:12,487 --> 01:02:14,178 You're funny, baby. 849 01:02:19,390 --> 01:02:22,152 Just a little more time and we'll all be free. 850 01:02:40,032 --> 01:02:41,309 - Becca, Cory! 851 01:02:41,343 --> 01:02:43,035 - Tad! 852 01:02:44,243 --> 01:02:45,278 Tad! 853 01:02:45,313 --> 01:02:47,142 Please! 854 01:02:47,177 --> 01:02:49,075 - I tried, Sam. 855 01:02:49,110 --> 01:02:50,214 - Tried what? 856 01:02:52,147 --> 01:02:53,286 - To let you in. 857 01:02:53,321 --> 01:02:54,736 - Becca, Cory! 858 01:02:54,771 --> 01:02:55,737 - They're fine, Ave! 859 01:02:55,772 --> 01:02:57,290 They're with me and Jan now. 860 01:02:57,325 --> 01:02:59,258 - Go find something to open the door. 861 01:02:59,292 --> 01:03:00,155 - All right. 862 01:03:00,190 --> 01:03:01,018 - Go. 863 01:03:02,330 --> 01:03:03,262 It's okay, go. 864 01:03:03,296 --> 01:03:05,436 - I tried to show you, Sam. 865 01:03:06,541 --> 01:03:08,267 We're all so trapped. 866 01:03:10,752 --> 01:03:12,064 - Let us see our friends, Tad. 867 01:03:12,098 --> 01:03:13,755 - I am your friends! 868 01:03:15,688 --> 01:03:18,829 We all want to be at optimal capacity. 869 01:03:21,107 --> 01:03:24,007 Don't you see that with them and me 870 01:03:25,974 --> 01:03:28,908 and us and Janet, life is achieved. 871 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:35,777 You, Sam, you, you could've been a part 872 01:03:35,812 --> 01:03:37,330 of this beautiful circle, man. 873 01:03:37,365 --> 01:03:41,921 You could've been a part of this beautiful circle, Sam! 874 01:03:48,445 --> 01:03:49,273 I'm sorry. 875 01:03:50,896 --> 01:03:53,760 I'm sorry you had to be tarnished. 876 01:03:56,971 --> 01:03:58,869 You have to see. 877 01:03:58,904 --> 01:04:01,354 We can be masters over death. 878 01:04:26,414 --> 01:04:29,244 You had so much potential, Samuel. 879 01:04:33,939 --> 01:04:34,905 Ah! 880 01:04:56,858 --> 01:05:01,138 ♪ Let us break bread together 881 01:05:01,173 --> 01:05:03,313 ♪ On our knees 882 01:05:03,347 --> 01:05:06,247 ♪ Oh my Lord 883 01:05:06,281 --> 01:05:10,561 ♪ Let us break bread together 884 01:05:10,596 --> 01:05:12,184 ♪ Oh my Lord 885 01:05:12,218 --> 01:05:14,911 ♪ Oh my Lord 886 01:05:14,945 --> 01:05:18,880 ♪ When I fall down on my knees 887 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:22,953 ♪ With my face to the rising sun ♪ 888 01:05:22,988 --> 01:05:25,197 ♪ Oh Lord 889 01:05:25,231 --> 01:05:29,408 ♪ Have mercy on me - Janet. 890 01:05:29,442 --> 01:05:31,444 ♪ Oh my 891 01:05:32,514 --> 01:05:33,584 - We're free. 892 01:05:35,586 --> 01:05:36,725 - Janet's dead. 893 01:05:51,844 --> 01:05:53,432 Oh, my god. 894 01:05:53,466 --> 01:05:55,123 - Avery. 895 01:05:55,158 --> 01:05:57,401 Avery. - Oh, my god. 896 01:05:57,436 --> 01:05:59,162 Sam. - I'm sorry. 897 01:05:59,196 --> 01:05:59,990 - Stop, stop. 898 01:06:00,025 --> 01:06:01,958 I'm gonna go get help. 899 01:06:01,992 --> 01:06:03,235 - Get Cory's phone. 900 01:06:03,269 --> 01:06:04,857 - Where is it? 901 01:06:04,891 --> 01:06:05,962 - Tad has it. 902 01:06:07,308 --> 01:06:09,758 - Okay, stay with Becca. 903 01:06:09,793 --> 01:06:11,036 I'll be right back. 904 01:06:11,070 --> 01:06:11,898 Oh fuck. 905 01:06:26,051 --> 01:06:29,330 Come on, come on, come on, please work. 906 01:06:31,366 --> 01:06:33,575 Hi, um, we're at-- 907 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,308 Ow. 908 01:09:21,467 --> 01:09:23,538 ♪ Come over tomorrow 909 01:09:23,573 --> 01:09:25,644 ♪ I'll build us a coffin 910 01:09:25,678 --> 01:09:27,715 ♪ Fix you up 911 01:09:27,749 --> 01:09:29,786 ♪ My favorite concoction 912 01:09:29,820 --> 01:09:31,995 ♪ So fill it up and choke it down ♪ 913 01:09:32,029 --> 01:09:37,034 ♪ We could go dancing 914 01:09:38,346 --> 01:09:40,210 ♪ Come over tomorrow 915 01:09:40,245 --> 01:09:42,419 ♪ It's that kind of evening 916 01:09:42,454 --> 01:09:46,492 ♪ Get mixed up on both sides of the ceiling ♪ 917 01:09:46,527 --> 01:09:48,701 ♪ I'll fill you up and drink you down ♪ 918 01:09:48,736 --> 01:09:53,741 ♪ We could go dancing 919 01:09:55,881 --> 01:09:59,678 ♪ And now you've lost your polish ♪ 920 01:09:59,712 --> 01:10:03,544 ♪ How could I love you better 921 01:10:12,277 --> 01:10:13,623 ♪ Hold my body 922 01:10:13,657 --> 01:10:18,662 ♪ I'm watching your eyes sway 923 01:10:20,423 --> 01:10:23,011 ♪ Tangled up in your talking 924 01:10:23,046 --> 01:10:28,051 ♪ Why don't we stay 925 01:10:28,534 --> 01:10:31,365 ♪ Ooh 926 01:10:31,399 --> 01:10:36,404 ♪ I'll be okay 927 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:42,997 ♪ Come over tomorrow 928 01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:44,999 ♪ Build us a coffin 929 01:10:45,033 --> 01:10:47,173 ♪ The middle of the night 930 01:10:47,208 --> 01:10:49,141 ♪ Laying all so often 931 01:10:49,175 --> 01:10:51,247 ♪ You loosen up that smile 932 01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:56,252 ♪ On the floor where we're dancing ♪ 933 01:10:57,839 --> 01:10:59,669 ♪ Come over tomorrow 934 01:10:59,703 --> 01:11:01,878 ♪ It's that kind of evening 935 01:11:01,912 --> 01:11:05,951 ♪ We'll get mixed up on both sides of the ceiling ♪ 936 01:11:05,985 --> 01:11:08,022 ♪ I'll fill you up and drink you down ♪ 937 01:11:08,056 --> 01:11:12,958 ♪ We could go dancing 938 01:11:14,822 --> 01:11:18,998 ♪ And now you've lost your polish ♪ 939 01:11:19,033 --> 01:11:22,864 ♪ How could I love you better 940 01:11:31,563 --> 01:11:32,874 ♪ Hold my body 941 01:11:32,909 --> 01:11:37,914 ♪ I'm watching your eyes sway 942 01:11:39,881 --> 01:11:42,159 ♪ Tangled up in your talking 943 01:11:42,194 --> 01:11:47,199 ♪ Why don't we stay 944 01:11:47,924 --> 01:11:50,444 ♪ Ooh 945 01:11:50,478 --> 01:11:53,101 ♪ I'll be okay 946 01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:13,156 ♪ And now we're creeping around your dresser ♪ 947 01:12:13,190 --> 01:12:17,919 ♪ Taking kitchen knives to all the letters I wrote ♪ 948 01:12:17,954 --> 01:12:20,957 ♪ I know I never said 949 01:12:20,991 --> 01:12:24,719 ♪ The words that stuck inside your head ♪ 950 01:12:24,754 --> 01:12:29,759 ♪ You've lost your polish 951 01:12:30,656 --> 01:12:33,832 ♪ I couldn't love you better